• baby: m-m-ma-
  • mother: are you trying to say mama? come on baby! you can do it!
  • baby: m-m-m-
  • mother: yes, say mama!
  • baby: ma-ma!
  • mother: oh my! it's a miracle! baby's first wor-
  • baby: just killed a man
  • mother: wut
  • baby: put a gun against his head
  • mother: u are a baby, where are you getting firearms
  • baby: pulled my trigger now he's dead
  • mother: you are only a baby. what is going on
  • baby: mama, life had just begun
  • mother: yeah u were born like 2 minutes ago
  • baby: but now i've gone and thrown it all away
  • mother: am i being punk'd
  • baby: mammaaaaaaa ooOOOOoohhHHHHh
  • back up babies: (any way the wind blows)
  • baby: didn't mean to make you cry. if im not back again this time tomorrow
  • mother: where u gonna go. u a baby. u dont even have a driver's license
  • baby: carry onnnn, carry onnn, as if nothing really matters
  • mother: omg my baby's first words!

Why did I tell you that.

six word story (via vvoollim)

(Source: c-yclone)